Corrupt a Wish

[ryugan]

Granted, but it makes perfect cherry blossom's phantasm look like snapping your fingers or whistling easy. Essentially it is impossible and you waste your life away trying to beat it.

I wish.....that's it I wish.

(For those who don't know it.)

[Admiral Titus]

The funny part is that I beat Perfect cherry blossom on lunatic first try yesterday, LOL.

Granted. Just granted. You wasted a wish.
I wish I was one quarter inch taller.

[Moonlight]

Granted, but now your cousin is annoyed that you're even with or passed his height.

I wish I could speak animal. ( )

[Admiral Titus]

Granted. But you only get one animal language. You speak the language of cockroaches.

I wish I had a second can of iced tea to drink.

[Moonlight]

(That's an insect, XD. I meant actual animals.)

Granted, but the tea was fermented before it was cooled.

I wish I could have a rootbeer float.

[Admiral Titus]

Granted. In theory you could have a rootbeer float. Probably.

I wish Moonlight had a rootbeer float.

[Moonlight]

Granted. Nothing happens. ( )

I wish Titus had a miniature horse.

[Admiral Titus]

Granted. And it was perfect. Quite clearly an in-corruptible wish.

I wish I had a second miniature horse.

[Moonlight]

Granted, but this one is lame.

I wish Bonnie would settle down. (She's hyped up, XD.)

[Admiral Titus]

Granted, but she uses the extra energy to fire a laser beam and blow up the earth.

I wish I knew who this Bonnie was.