Corrupt a Wish

[Admiral Titus]

Here is how it goes:

First, a person makes a wish.

The next person grants the wish, but finds a way to turn it bad.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I had a flying car.

Person 2: Granted, but the car flies away from you faster than the speed of light!

And then it goes on in such a pattern where each person who grants a wish also makes a wish.

I'll start:

I wish I had a mini-horse.

[Moonlight]

Granted, but it's pregnant and you end up with twins and no place to put the trio.

I wish I felt better.

[Admiral Titus]

Granted, but it is better by an insignificant amount.

I wish that I had the ability to teleport.

[Moonlight]

Granted, but your ability goes haywire and teleports you into a bad situation.

I wish more of our members would join. ^_^"

[ryugan]

Granted, but none of them are ever active

I wish I could go to Canada

[Moonlight]

Granted, but then you get stuck there during the winter.

I wish that people used common sense more often.

[ryugan]

Granted, but then everyone is the same and there is no excitement everyone is boring.

I wish to wish.

[Moonlight]

Granted, but you then mess up continuum and cause things to repeat themselves.

I wish Cosmo (one of our puppies) would stop drooling rivers.

[ryugan]

Granted, but he leaves "presents" on the floor.

I wish I had a life. >.>

[Admiral Titus]

Granted, but now you aren't friends with anybody here.

I wish that I could beat Ninja Gaiden again.